“Pussy beats fatherhood! Okay?” -Klown

The kid has terrible form.  Photo courtesy of screencrush.com

The kid has terrible form. Photo courtesy of screencrush.com

reminds me of a better version of Adam Sandler’s Big Daddy.

Celebrating the 2013 New Year, I successfully created a 14 Miller can wizard staff.  Let’s just say, I was intoxicated enough to relieve myself in the hosts’ front yard.  They were not happy.

What was your last bad decision?  They are a continuous part of life constantly placing you in the negative.  Never forget, life needs balance through generous actions.  Klown does an exceptional job capturing this life war.

Frank (Frank Hvam) receives shocking news of being a future father.  He proceeds to make several bad decisions quickly falling out of favor with his wife.  To win back the trust, he kidnaps his wife’s nephew on the “Tour de Pussy” canoe trip with sleezy friend Casper (Casper Christensen).

Hvam and Christensen (also co-writers) are a perfect comedic tag team.  They effortlessly bounce off each other filling the movie with their dark jokes.  Whiling laughing my ass off, I couldn’t help feel alittle bit of guilt.  I mean how often are you going to laugh at a grown whitey tightied man fleeing a house being robbed instead of staying to protect a sleeping boy.  Use the bathroom before watching this Danish movie, I would hate for you to piss your pants.

Title:  Klown (Klovn: The Movie)

Genre: Danish Dark Comedy

Rating: R

Length:  1 h 31 m

Year Released:  2010

Viewed Through:  Netflix Streaming

Language:  Danish

Subtitled:  English

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