Netflix Streaming Gems – The Chaser (Chugyeogja)

Mr. Clean needs to get into that bathroom.  Photo courtesy of www.ferdyonfilms.com

Mr. Clean needs to get into that bathroom. Photo courtesy of ferdyonfilms.com

like eating Christian Bale’s American Psycho with a shit load of kimchi.

It wasn’t long ago when the general attitude toward Korean products was pretty low.  Nowadays, you can’t look anywhere without seeing Korean cars, mobile phones, televisions, Gangnam Style assaulting your senses, or even fridges for the upper class ;-).  In the same style, the Korean movie industry is belting out many amazing films.  This is a full on Asian invasion.  The Chaser is a good choice for your first ride on the Seoultrain.

A former detective turned pimp, Joong-ho Eom (Yun-seok Kim) copes with two tricks on the lam.  After setting up another romantic encounter, he discovers the caller’s id is the same number who was last with the two missing girls.  He begins a ravenous chase through the streets of Seoul to find the caller and his missing hoes.

A bow of respect toward Hong-jin Na (Director and Co-writer).  His first feature film delivers one of the best crime thrillers I have seen to date.  He chose the mountainous back roads of Seoul as the location.  Combined with the cinematography, they sharpen the edge of the story.  He drives the story deeper with amazing performances from each actor.   In particular, Yun-seok Kim develops Joong-ho from an asshole pimp to a lion with a heart of gold.  Nothing stops a Joong-ho train from reaching the next destination.  Let some Korean in your life and watch this movie with a hot bowl of ramen.

Title:  The Chaser

Genre:  South Korean Crime Thriller

Rating:  NR (but I would say R)

Length:  125 mins

Release Date:  2008

Language:  Korean (English Subtitled)

Netflix Streaming Gems – Last Ride

Jesus, that person is standing on water.  Photo courtesy of mubi.com.

Jesus, that person is standing on water. Photo courtesy of mubi.com.

like watching a crack addicted version of Ed O’Neill’s Dutch.

29 December 2012, I drove from Tampa FL to my home in Apex NC.  I was able to complete the trip in 10 hours starting from 7 AM and finishing at 5 PM ET.  I know what you are thinking, “Damn that is fast”.  You’re damn right.  The trip completely exhausted my physically energy.  Plus I left my mother, sister, and two nieces.   Let’s just say, I was tiny sad too.   I decided my relaxation would be to watch the Australian movie Last Ride.  By the end of the movie, I was balancing myself on the edge of falling into the fetal position crying a river.  Of course, I didn’t.  I’m a MAN.   Real men only cry to movies like Last of the Mohicans, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, and Forrest Gump.  Right?

Last Ride placed my emotional state on 90 minute roller coaster.  Ex-con Kev (Hugo Weaving) is forced to escape with his preteen son Chook (Tom Russell) deep into the bush of Australia.  The short adventure allows Kev to roughly guide Chook through many life lessons.  Unknowingly father saves his son’s life.

Weaving and Russell perfectly complement each other in every scene that dramatically flip from delight to pure pain.  Their chemistry is just darn right perfect.  Everyone remembers Hugo Weaving as cool shades Agent Smith from the Matrix Trilogy, however I will remember him from this performance.  If you want to fill 90 minutes of your life with a drama adventure, check this movie out.

Title:  Last Ride

Genre:  Australian Drama Adventure

Rating:  NR

Length:  98 mins

Release date:  2009

Netflix Streaming Gems – The Pact

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Dude, you are ruining the wall paper!  Photo courtesy of watchdontwatch.com

strikes fear as if being chased by something composed of Sir Anthony Hopkins’ The Silence of the Lambs and Oren Peli’s Paranormal Activity.

Why do I watch scary movies?  Queue creepy music, I’m instantly peeking glimpses of the scene through laced fingers covering my eyes.  Plus add to the fact, I’m looking over my shoulders and having trouble sleeping hours after the end.  Those are the exact reasons.  There something special when a visual and acoustic experienced story has such a dominant effect on yourself.  Waiting under your bed, The Pact.

Oh boy oh boy, Nicholas McCarthy (director and writer) doesn’t waste any time rubbing in the creepy.  He skillfully weaves a tale of Annie (Caity Lotz), tormented in her youth, forced to help her sister handle the affairs after their mother’s death.  Arriving at her mother’s lovely house, strange events start to surface.  For his feature film directorial debut, McCarthy’s product seems like an accomplishment of a seasoned director.  He is able to make a low budget movie that not only scares your nipples off, but at the same time, finding yourself urging Annie to investigate a creepy room to collect more info.  I tell you what, if Annie and I switched places, the movie would have been a complete dud.  I would have bounced on the first sign of trouble.

As the kids are dreaming of Santa Claus, don’t look for that typical holiday movie, spice it up a bit, and live The Pact.  Don’t you want to see another good Casper Van Dien movie besides Starship Troopers.

Title:  The Pact

Genre:  Horror Mystery Thriller

Rating:  R

Length:  89 mins

Release date:  2012

A Merry Night of Firsts

Blazing Snow Man!

Blazing Snow Man!

I’m drinking a Jack and coke slowly being taking over by the chill of melting ice.  I sit on my couch watching “American Horror Story” waiting to start the night.  As go time comes closer and closer, we start playing some videos games to clear our heads.  As the clock strikes 7 PM, we make our way toward Durham, NC.

Despite the dreaded toll charges, I decide to take I-540 to Triangle Expressway 147.  Being the only car on the road cutting through the night with my blazing Xenon rays, I realize that this is my first time night driving on this new portion of I-540.  Beauty passing by in their own produced illumination, you are reminded of the man tracking through brilliant flashes of the toll cameras.  This road was designed to be traveled on a nice clear night.

Reaching downtown Durham, I park in very convenient parking deck off North Mangum Street.  A chilly walk down East Main Street, I find myself walking looking around every direction in awe of established statuesque Durham.  I make a quick mental note to include this area more in my future.  Downtown Durham continues to rise to the occasion.

My belly grumbles breaking me away from my deep thought.  We decide to eat at the famous Dame’s Chicken and Waffles.  For anyone that knows me, I have been craving to eat at this establishment for a long time.  Well, here I was walking in with my gut barking in excitement to the charging smells of waffle and fried chicken.  I decide to order the Red Creasted Rose Comb with Mean Greens recommended by the waitress.  What is Red Creasted Rose Comb?

  • Two Fried Chicken Legs
  • A Classic Waffle
  • Candied Pecans
  • Strawberry Shmear  (What the hell is a Shmear? Dame’s states “Shmears” are made of sweet crème butters that have been delicately whipped with the freshest natural ingredients available.  I would say a gift from the gods.)

As the waitress lays down our dishes, I have never seen a more beautiful prepared waffle meal.  This day forth, all waffles should hit the gym to strive to be like Dame’s.  Let me tell ya during the intake, I almost busted a nut several times.  Pardon my vulgarity, but I couldn’t figure out a better way to describe the flavors produced by Dame’s kitchen.  I was taking a bite of each item chewing them into an emulsion of liquid gold washing it down with Chapel Hill’s tasty Copper Line Ale.  Bravo Dame’s bravo.

With yummy in our tummy, we make our way towards our destination The Pinhook to open our hearts to Raleigh’s The Small Ponds opening for Chapel Hill’s Birds and Arrows.  If you enjoy live music and haven’t been to the Pinhook, mark it as a future mission to accomplish.  It is a very quaint place with small stage and a back patio with a tremendous view of DPAC, neon Bull, Lucky Strike chimney and water tower.

Not a complete Scrooge during the holidays, but I bah humbug decorating my house and live covers of holiday songs.  Walking in noticing a lit plastic Santa Clause and a fanged toothed snow man, ugh the first time seeing both bands and it’s a Christmas show.  To my surprise, I’m smiling and swaying to the entire set including a few carols covered.  In particular, The Small Ponds cover of “The Little Drummer Boy” (my favorite Christmas song) and Birds & Arrows cover of “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”.  There own unique style was added to each cover, even with occasional mistakes, both bands jolly manner really sent a dose of Merry straight into the veins.  Andrea Connolly’s angelic voice and Josh Starmer’s rich cello (Birds & Arrows) iced the cake with their Ave Maria.  If you’re a fan of folk/country/rock and enjoy a violin (The Small Ponds) and a cello (Birds & Arrows), you must check out these bands.  Thank you The Small Ponds and Birds & Arrows for a Merry ending to our night.

Merry Christmas!

Netflix Streaming Gems – A Cat in Paris

Vive La France!

reminds me of Nick Nolte’s Three Fugitives painted with Tomm Moore’s The Secret of the Kells.

It surprises me how many incredible stories the Biz decides to produce into animated films. In most cases, the story would be an incredible live action film. Now take into account the production costs, the reasonable choice is to sometimes animate the film. Good for us, animation has no bounds.

From 80s to present,  there was an incredible progression from traditional ink and paint cartooning to Computer Generated Imagery animation. The driving focus to produce gorgeous eye candy realistic animation. With majority being CGI, there is nothing like being blown away by an old school flip paper art production. Stage screens open…A Cat in Paris

The story of a widowed female police detective and her mute daughter recovering from a traumatic event while unknowingly sharing a brave feline’s companionship with a valiant cat burglary. The characters are perfectly developed through this exponentially accelerating thriller while maintaining a PG rating through immaculately placed jokes for the children. The success of this movie is due to 4 people:

  • Alain Gagnol and Jean-Loup Felicioli writing and directing an amazing thriller that can be enjoyed by adults and children.
  • Serge Bresset composing a soundtrack that seems to pull you into every scene.
  • Jacques-Remy Girerd unique simplistic art style that achieves beauty without wasted focus of creating realistic hair.

Pop a bag of corn, gather your family, and enjoy this animated film.  Can u dig it?  If not, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Title:  A Cat in Paris

Genre:  French Family Animated Thriller

Rating:  PG

Length:  Perfectly short

Release date:  2010

English Dubbed:  Is this going to be a dubbed such as crappy ones for kung-fu movies?  No, this is professionally done comparable to Pixar’s dub work on Hayao Miyazaki films.  Anjelica Huston, Matthew Modine, and Marcia Gay Harden agreed to be voices in the US dub.